February 2012
35 posts
New requirement for boyfriend. Must be from Europe or middle east. Must speak a different language
Do I care if you hate me? Do you wanna know the truth?
Cest la via
Adios
Good riddance
Fuck you!
- five finger death punch. So good.
i just smoked a joint…
and made a doggy door in the screen door from our balcony…
I feel like its a genius idea…
But i feel like sam… is going to disagree…
Anyone who is from a land of sand. Is a babe. Just sayin.
Creeeeeepy. How do people keep finding my tumblr. Slash why am I so entertaining. Probably because I’m the best
strangerthingshavebeenloved asked: I have your t4 from infocom, you can come to Montreal and get it because i dont want to pay to mail it to you.
I’m high.
So much weed
Thinking about my trip to Europe in may and how good it will be for me. I can’t wait to see him. I will never let him go.
I wish there was a service like dial a bottle. That would bring me weed. And a hot dude
I have a date for valentines day.
I also have a slutty red outfit.
I hope I don’t get bailed on.
When you have nothing to ever look forward to. Then you have nothing to work towards keeping you happy
I’ve decided I’m gunna go to Paris and London and Italy in the spring for my birthday. By myself. Do some soul searching.
I have no patience
I have a bad attitude
I am instant gratification
I have an undeserved sense of entitlement.
These things I am aware.
I just don’t know how to fix it
I am who I am
Who I am is a piece of shit
I’ll probably never make it in this industry. Or any for that matter
I wish I could be a stripper. P
Or something else requiring. O effort. Or brains. Or...
When thin girls stand like ostriches and their guts stick out. It’s not a good look.
thereisn0greaterlove:
It was so nice and sunny out, so I bundled up and went for a run. My roommate “you look like a mom who is about to go push a two year old in a stroller.” Yeah because my mom is basically my running clothes stylist. But I was warm!
I took the puppy and he actually did quite good for a little 2km run, I’m still worried about my leg. Maybe I will train Hefner to run with...
thereisn0greaterlove:
nottodaymegatron replied to your post: nottodaymegatron replied to your post: It was so…
well i thought that hefner may have been another animal seeing as you said “the puppy” and not Hefner. i thought you were referring to another pet altogether.
oohh I see where you got that. nope, hefner is the puppy. training a cat to run with me would be awesome but the cat I live...
God I love you.
Why do I have strep throat everyday
January 2012
99 posts
attention men:
thereisn0greaterlove:
Foreplay is necessary for sexting also.
talking about your dick all of a sudden doesn’t get us in the mood.
Thank you
The kind of guy I wanna be with. Is the guy who replies ” goddess” when I text him a picture of me in full clothes at work.
New car
New day
Found my iPod
Bad luck streak is over
It’s about time
Things that have gone wrong this week
I had a bad weigh in at the gym
I have no money
Things ended with the guy
I got my period from stress
I got yelled at at work
A cup fell out of the freezer and smashed
I knocked a plate off the table it smashed
My computer fell off m bed and smashed
My family talked shit about me saying I don’t pay for anything in my life
There was too much...
There’s nothing I want more then to be Skyping with Robbie right now. Or with him for real
Some guy just came in ” I know you used to date Carson”
Me. Ugh yeah
” yeah your awesome, he really fucked up”.
Hahaha
I have never wanted McDonald’s more in my entire life
I’m so emotionally needy today.
I have crushes on two boys
And love for a third
And none of them seem to be working out the way I want.
I need more money
I really wanna go visit him