I keep seeing all these tumblr gifs that girls post about wanting a guy to cuddle an eat shitty food and fuck. Just to set the record straight. No girl wants to eat food and then fuck. We purposely don’t eat for hours before we think we might get laid to insure maximum skinyness feeling. When you are bloated after eating. The last thing you wanna do is fuck. Or even be near a guy for that matter
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lionfeatures reblogged this from for-one-crowded-hour and added:
HAHAHA That commnet… fucking GENIUS.
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hamsterbooty reblogged this from vonmunsterr and added:
Last night Jake and I ate Hardees and a bunch of candy and then had awesome sex. So yeah “skinniest factor.” That...
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thenewwrenaissance said:
AMEN. If we have a date night and go out for dinner Nate is well aware he isn’t getting any when I am full I want to sleep not fuck lol
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